My snow run yesterday had done more damage than I thought. Not only am I sore but my calves are BULGING! They are rock hard bulging testaments of manliness. I want them to stop. I'm not a man.
And they no longer match the rest of my body which is normally soft maybe even gelatinous to the touch. I don't know how to get rid of them and before you ask, yes, I did stretch before AND after running. I have also kept myself well hydrated. Other than that I have only been able to come up with the following solutions:
Home Surgery
Popping them (maybe they're just blisters)
Smothering them in honey and letting the wildlife take care of it.
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